I Am in Possession of a GIANT LEMON
Thursday, May 3rd, 2012
What do you do when life hands you freakishly large lemons? My boyfriend brought this home yesterday. His co-worker gave it to him and claims he has even bigger ones growing on his lemon tree at home.
I thought this was big, but it’s nothing compared to the lemons Aharon Shemoel grows on his farm in Israel. Back in 2003, he discovered one that was a whopping 11 pounds. Check it out here. It’s #5.
I Could Be a Famous Rapper
Tuesday, August 30th, 2011As an avid Jersey Shore watcher, I am often exposed to a ton of crap on MTV. It’s one of the worst things about watching Jersey Shore, aside from the show itself. One of these crap things I was exposed to was Kreayshawn—this obnoxious, Lady Gaga-looking wannabe rapper who insists she’s badass despite the fact that she’s about as intimidating as Justin Bieber wearing Mickey Mouse ears. I tried vigorously to ignore this person.
(read more)
My One Year L.A. Anniversary
Tuesday, August 23rd, 2011Has it really been a year? It seems like only yesterday I was trying to sell my crappy Ikea furniture to pay for a Uhaul. And while I miss my friends and family more than I could’ve imagined, moving to L.A. has been the best thing I ever spent eleven years planning to do. So, while I haven’t lived here very long, here’s what I’ve discovered living in Los Angeles, thus far:
Best burger: Umami Burger. Umami shouldn’t even be classified as a burger. This stuff is in a league all its own. I first tried Umami burger on the request of a Houston friend who’d just moved from L.A. I’m pretty sure she was a vegetarian, too. That’s how good Umami Burger is. They could tell me these burgers were made out of human, and I would put my hands over my ears, yell “la la la la la!” and shove myself face-first into a big ass pile of Umami Burger.
(read more)
